- Then Uncle Cat, we do this interview?
- Sgrunt, yes we do, but I do not like the title already
- What you do not like? But it is great!
- On a beautiful newspaper scandals and gossip, the kind that are read by the hair ....
- But uncle! the gossip is in fashion and I assure you that those newspapers read them all, and not only to the hairdresser!
- Gossip? You said your Gossip? For smoked salmon, what to feel my ears: I have a niece who uses the word gossip, I can also go to the hospice of cats ...
- But do not overdo it by his uncle, and tell me rather, how it feels to be a cat?
- No no no no! It 's all wrong! First you have to give the information and then the excitement! I am sure that readers want to know first when I became a cat, WHERE, HOW and WHY '!
- Are you sure?
- Siiiii
- Okay as you want, then you can tell me when you become a cat?
- It was a dark and stormy night ...
- You said the facts first and then the excitement!
- But I do end up? uh uh, I restart. It was a dark and stormy night three years ago, and I was returning home after a hard day's work, when suddenly I saw a car come out of a cross ....
- WHERE? Where was quest'incrocio?
- At the end of the avenue of Plane trees, not far from Telenotizia ...
- Epoi, which is success?
- I do not know.
- How can you know?
- I do not know. The machine is upon me and I did a flight of three meters. When I landed next to me was that the Great Gattara holding my leg and I said, Amedeo, now you're a feline
- but who is the Great Gattara?
- Brava Amelia, did you ask WHO. And I answer you right away. The Great Gattara is the protector of cats, she is concerned about feeding them, find them a home, if they want, and asssiterli difficulties.
- And how did he transform?
- I do not know. I just know that she whispered something in his ear and then, voila, I was a cat and agile furry ...
- But WHY 'would have done?
- not to leave only you and Aunt Joan, so at least you said: you own the pictures Joan? I asked shocked, and to me it seemed like a good answer. That woman is gorgeous, but has a nasty tendency to get into trouble ...
- You, too, but ...
- And you must be a defect in the family!
- But Uncle Cat, now we can move on to the emotions?
- Alright ....
- But what do you regret most of all of your life as Amedeo De Lapis?
- That I can not find my size waistcoat. Gee! And also that I can no longer write with the pen for the rest ... I would say that being a cat after all saves you a lot of trouble, such as paying bills, supporting boring conversations, send a Christmas card ... Though ...
- Even if you?
- At times, when your aunt looks out the window with his gloomy, I'm so sorry. She is convinced that I am gone, and the cat that she keeps at home and a stray cat that was fond of you, and you call Uncle Cat so for fun, because you miss me ....
- Who knows, maybe one day we will tell you the truth ..
- Maybe, but it must be the right time. Otherwise, we take for cats ...
- CATS?
- Er, I mean crazy ......
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